a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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mycroft-holmes-approves:

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

neil-gaiman:

jupiterstarr:

Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100%

I was sending photos like this to everyone when I started writing Nightmare in Silver. There is something uniquely disturbing about abandoned Amusement Parks.

surejohn221b:

iusedtobethefire:

katnisstiel:

yesbecausereasons:

real—not—real:

real—not—real:

assckles:

assckles:

I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once

the journey has begun…

DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS

Like I said

fandom will take over american currency

i cannot wait til he gets one and tweets about it omfg

GUYS ITS GETTING AROUND

thescienceofjohnlock:

themasterslover:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka  few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

“There’s some lovely filth down here Dennis.”

My bro and me can quote the entire film, I kid you not.

imjohnlocked:

I just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

amygloriouspond:

shercockled:

It’s like every time Benedict greets someone he knows, he just defaults to Bromance Mode.

#HE HAS PRETTY MUCH TOUCHED EVERY MAN YOU WISH YOU COULD

thechampagneandthestars:

people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality